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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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thebrookeofdragons:

hicctoothastrid:

talkingfishlou:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

lightninganddeathsbaby:

atalkingfishbone:

nefertsukia:

itistimetodisappear:

Where’s this from?

wait what? :o he has two braids here!

????

SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM BECAUSE HE IS BEING SUCH A CUTIE HERE

Alright I stared at this for a good few minutes yet I can’t find out what scene this is?!?! But he’s like so freakin adorable here!

this is not from the movie…I’m positive!

a shame that’s not in the movie though :/

Where is this frommmm

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wanderingarmpits:

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

I love your tags hahahaha you’re such a cutie

NEVER DRAW ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ABOUT LESBIANS EVERYTHING MUST BE LESBIANS

OH MY GOSH

Look at this

Precious adorable mer-lesbian

Falling in love with her LAND GIRLFRIEND and being a cutie with her

This makes me happy and warm and fuzzy inside :D

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

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