okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
Do you see how ridiculous this looks? How obscene?
Why was the best one the only one excluded from this gifset???
Where’s this from?
wait what? :o he has two braids here!
SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM BECAUSE HE IS BEING SUCH A CUTIE HERE
Alright I stared at this for a good few minutes yet I can’t find out what scene this is?!?! But he’s like so freakin adorable here!
this is not from the movie…I’m positive!
a shame that’s not in the movie though :/
Where is this frommmm
a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
I love your tags hahahaha you’re such a cutie
NEVER DRAW ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ABOUT LESBIANS EVERYTHING MUST BE LESBIANS
OH MY GOSH
Look at this
Precious adorable mer-lesbian
Falling in love with her LAND GIRLFRIEND and being a cutie with her
This makes me happy and warm and fuzzy inside :D
let’s glorify the heroines rather than just the princesses I like that better
agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.
you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich
How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?
She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH
first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both
next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it
now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on
by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition
Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich
You’re welcome, citizen
oh my god